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A muscle station can be any group of 4 or more men (often blokes), congregated around an object with arms folded. Valid objects include: Barbecues Anything that is broken that one of the group does not know how to fix. The engine bay of a car A motorbike Bar tables A television showing an important sporting event. A female or group of females (often attractive) Other muscle stations (Beware: Do not attempt to set up more than two separate muscle stations around the same object, this will result in conflict.) The rules of the muscle station are unspoken as all worthy men know these rules instinctively. There is often a feeling of equality and harmony whilst in a muscle station and any attempt to disrupt the group may be met with the equivalent of a look of disapproval : ಠ_ಠ
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