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1. adjective relatively slow in mental or emotional or physical development on Mondays 2. adjective Occurring or developing later than desired or expected on Mondays; delayed on Mondays Mondaytarded often occurs when, after partaking in a large volume of alcohol or drugs over the weekend, one returns to work on Monday and is expected to function as normal. Unable to perform at 100%, a state of Mondaytardedness ensues. This condition can persist until the next weekend, where the individual does it all over again.
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