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First the man grows out a huge bush. 70's style, so if standing on your head it would look like a hasidic jew "beard/nose" combo. Then you shave it off and place it in a ziploc bag keeping it in close proximity to the next location of sexual promiscuity. So the next time you're barebacking a chick from behind pull out just in time to unleash your jizzum all over the female buttocks. Quickly grab the ziploc and dump contents all over said jizzum. wipe it in nice and good then jump on her back with enough forward momentum that your propelled off the bed on your makeshift flying broom (nimbus 2000)
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