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Reworking of the common phrase 'I haven't got a Scooby (Doo)'; meaning 'I haven't got a clue'. In this instance, 'Salomon' refers to Chelsea striker Salomon Kalou; therefore the complete phrase would read: "I haven't got a Salomon Kalou'. But as with the 'Scooby' phrase, dropping the surname is the preferred usage.
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