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A primed cannon is when a man's penis is erect and sticking out of the fly/waistband of his underwear/pants, but his balls are not. Can almost be considered the opposite of pitching a tent. The primed cannon sticks out of the ship, but the balls and seamen are safely stowed inside.
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