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CM Punk is a WWE wrestler who is also known for being the only Straight Edge world champion in wrestling history. His finishing move is the GTS. Punk is straight edge, meaning he doesn't take drugs, he doesn't smoke cigarettes, he doesn't drink alcohol, he doesn't have promiscuous sex. This results in him being one of the greatest people to have ever lived, and more importantly, it means he is better than you. Despite him clearly being one of the most positive role models to have ever lived, he is booed by the blind drones that make up the WWE Universe. If these fans took their heads out of their fat arses, they would come to realise he speaks the truth about them and the parents of America. People should bow down to such an incredible man, rather than boo his greatness, which is probably down to the fact they are jealous of such a great man.
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