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An incredibly humiliating and demeaning yet fulfilling sexual position that creates a T like shape. To perform the T, said female partner, must lay face up on a stiff surface, then her loving thankful partner mounts her face in a perpendicular manner, forcefully entering the oral cavity repeatedly with his penis. This allows for surprise esophageal insemination and the freedom for the male to stay preoccupied, such as watching television, playing video games, or watching porn to compensate for standards not met in the experience
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