Skip to main content
Dictionary
Store
Blog
World
Help
Advertise
Chat
System Status
Information Collection Notice
Trademark Concerns
reCAPTCHA Privacy
Terms of Service
reCAPTCHA Terms
Privacy Policy
Accessibility
Report a Bug
Data Request
Contact Us
Security
DMCA
© 1999–2026 Urban Dictionary ®
Mugs
Tees
Hoodies
Pro Customization
Create unique products with your own words and definitions
Preview
Personalize Your Design
Your Word
Your Definition
This may be possibly the best way to break up with a girl if you are sick of your relationship. Message the chic and get her to stand on an exposed street corner (not near any trees or posts that may get in the way). Organize a friend to drive past her while you hang out the back window of the vehicle and yell 'YOUR DUMPED HOE'. As she looks up, throw a full 2 liter bottle of Coke at her face hard, so it hits her and drops her to the foot path. Then get your friend to spin the wheels and speed off... Another option is to throw the bottle of Coke at her box; this has the advantage of leaving her with a mung hole.
Text fits
Save
Cancel