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A creature of female gender that inhabits various chatrooms causing drama and minor disruptions. This beast also claims that it can teleport (ie; traveling in mere seconds from locations that physically thousands of miles apart) and often claims to be married even though it sends out flabby tit pics to any male who has the misfortune of being in the same chat room as the guntius maximus. This animal can be identified by the greasy hair upon it's brainless skull and by the Elvis-like sideburns it's sports. The guntius maximus often has it's enormous belly mistaken for a large tire. The guntius maximus also is known for it's deceptive practices such as sending fake photos to unsuspecting males (usually without even being asked for) and stalking men who question the validity of their outlandish claims. For the male version of this beast please refer to the term 'duckmeat' in urbandictionary.com
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