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Alex is a term generally referring to someone or something that was born without a face, and whose parents are a rooster and a male toad. An Alex is orphaned at birth, (due to the lack of it's face) and is raised by levitating forest narwhals. The narwhals teach an Alex the way of the awesome at an early age. Later, an Alex becomes a popular, exceeding good looking, smart teenager. After his teenage years, an Alex will become a god and will quite possibly destroy the Earth and life itself.
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