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Contrary to popular belief, the Briah infact, does not reside in the St. Lawrence River. Rather, it can be found in any number of woods in the 1000 Islands region. If you come across this creature, you may at first mistake it for a human being... this is not the case. The Briah is one of the most complex and potentially dangerous creatures on the planet. Though it is hard to come by (as it is an endangered species) there are many recognizable mating calls that one should be aware and alert of, when traveling through the Brockville region. The following is a list of mating calls to be weary of: da-da-da-doodle, slinnnnnnkin butthead, janistinosterros, etc. If at any time you hear one of these mating calls, or worse, come face-to-face with a Briah; run DIRECTLY at the Briah with anger in your eyes whilst chanting, "you will never date again". This will surely send it into retreat, but as a precaution, it is suggested you do not travel with traces of peanut butter on you.
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