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Cactus Cock, or Cactoid Dong Disorder(CDD), is no joke and should be taken seriously by all. If you have developed a case of [Desert Dick], and proceed to masturbate ([beat the hell out] of your dong) you will be hit with a case of Cactus Cock. Signs include, but are not limited to: [Yellow penis] and dick head, menstrual like discharge from the urethra on a weekly basis, an odor more powerful than swass or swalls, and dry mouth... There is no known cure for the Cactoid Dong Disorder.
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