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Four Poster Bed A bed with four vertical columns, one in each corner. The columns support a tester, which usually holds up a set of curtains, however, in this day and age of double glazing and other insulation methods, the curtains aren't needed. A four poster bed is very similar to a canopy bed. Buying a four poster bed for your bedroom is the first step in transforming your room into a Palace of Love. In which your new four poster will be used primarily for the art of making love, preferably to a gorgeous Indian chick, but that part doesn't matter. And is dependant on whether you are a male or female reading this, whatever floats your boat.
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