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Allah-saurus If religion existed in dinosaur times then Allah-saurus would be: The prehistoric version of Allah, acquired by crossing Him with a Tyrannosaurus Rex. Allah-saurus would totally destroy Raptor Jesus in a fight to the death. This puts Muslims a few steps ahead of Christians. Sure sucks to be them. Thank God for Atheism / Agnosticism. Other major religions such as Hinduism and Sikhism have no dinosaurs attributed to them as of current. So a clear winner cannot be decided, although one could assume the Hindus will come out on top as they have multiple Gods. And even the T-Rex would have a hard time Vs. multiple adversaries. I mean, he was defeated by King Kong for fucks sake.
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