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Another one of Stephanie Meyer's so-called 'projects.' Was halted in mid-production due by the grace of the Mormon god because it was leaked online. This saved millions of poor souls from hearing how horny Edward the sparkly stalker fuck-her-in-her-sleep virgin vampire was for the past 190 years. Stephanie Meyer has halted the book for an indefinite period of time just so she could fuck with all the twilight fan's heads. This was really all a sham so that Meyer could steal more of the brainwashed kid's money and suck their blood so she could feel closer to her sparkly fictional rapist.
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