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Being at an awesome pool party with the girl of your dreams, then leaving her for a while, only to see her wading in the pool with another guy. Seeing that, you decide to mingle with other girls in hopes that she will notice you, but you end up hitting on the wrong woman - the fiancee of a war freak. You then end up with a chair thrown to your face. And the worst part? You dreamgirl was just talking to a family friend the whole time.
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