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A character in a joke. They called him dickless because he didn't have a dick. One time he heard that this woman after her husband left for work would go get a pickle and put it in a knothole in the floor and fuck with it. So he paints his dick green and climbs under the house and sticks his dick up through that knothole in the floor. The woman thinks his dick is a pickle and starts fucking with it. He was having a good time till her husband comes back from work early and pulls into the driveway. She tries to get it out of the knothole but can't do it. So she kicks the pickle under the bed.
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