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[According to] hard on theory men were the first to wear clothes. In prehistoric times the headman would see a guy and think" that guy's got a hard on. He must be thinking about fucking my woman. I [will kill] him!". So one day a guy got to thinkink" A lot of guys have been killed for thinking about fucking the headman's woman. How can a stop that from [happening] to me? I know I will cover up my pecker with animal skin and that way he can't tell when i'm thinking about fucking his woman. I will call it clothes".
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