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Deriving from M.I.L.F , M.I.L.R(prononced like the best beer ever mil-ler) means mother id like to report,either to CPS or gossip about for her unmotherly behavior. You see M.I.L.R at the club on a Monday night at two o clock in the morning black out drunk and wandering aimlessly.You may also visit her at her house and want to throw up because of the funky stinch of her house everything is unwashed out of order and dusty the baby has ravioli stains on its clothes and face.The M.I.L.R always buys things for herself and rarely spends on her child.
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