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1. A character in a joke. There was this undertaker who was washing a dead guy and he was thinking how big his pecker was. So, he cuts it off and puts it in his pocket to take home to show it to his wife. When he gets home he takes it out of his pocked and shows it to her. she says "oh no. Big red's dead!". 2. the penis
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