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There are two types of domestics

1. Regular cheap econocars, Geo's, Dodge Neons, Cavaliers, Aveos, Saturn, Ford Focus. They are good for up to 30,000 miles or whenever there is a factory recall. Whichever comes first at which point you recycle them for scrap metal.

2. Loud bangers. These gas-guzzling behemoths are cheap imitations of Italian and other European luxury cars which manage to leave them in the dust and still look luxurious. They are impractical, [ugly] and come preinstalled with truck engines. If one pulls up beside you at a red light, you should close your windows to keep the noise out . They are only useful for driving in a straight line, its such a pity that real roads have bends and turns. They are impractical due to 55mph speed limit and 99% of these cars will never race on a real race track. Often drivin by 16 year old girls at drivers ed.

domestics have a built in odometer limiter for [Planned obsolescence].
At 20,000 miles the transmission must be replaced, at 30,000 miles, all internal panels are cracked open and at 50,000 miles the car [automatically] disassembles itself and the engine falls right of the car. The interior is built with cheap plastics.
If you domestic makes it to 100,000 consider yourself a record breaker.

As gas prices soared and a recession hit, educated and useful members of society decided that 10mpg is a bad way to get to work, and invested instead in Toyota Prius and Honda Insights which quietly get upwards of 55mpg and do not leave a [burning rubber] smell and loud rumble sounds at every traffic stop. Young enthusiasts swear they own a "muscle car" but [professional] car reviewers laugh them off as a piece of sht.

If you want a good car, get a real Porsche, BMW, Volvo, [Mercedes Benz], Toyota, Lexus, Infiniti.

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