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Equipment needed: 1. Girl 2. Jumper cables 3. Bucket of ice cubes 4. Boots 5. Proper safety knowledge Chain your "freak on a leash" (a willing "Bride", of course) to a steel pole . . . arms bound above her head . . . completely buck-naked. Ice down her nipples (nipple rings "perferred") with ice cubes until their erect like icicles. Showtime . . . clamp one end of the jumper cables to a car battery and the other end to her nipples. Make sure you are wearing boots with the proper insulation. To ensure she is receiving the proper "charge" . . . spark her ass-nition with your power rod . . . and Enjoy ! ! !
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