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Money and personal property that a hard-working person accumulates during his lifetime that pissant children thinks is their due upon his death. Below are categories of heir behavior in regard to future inheritances: 1. Grave Watchers: Children who know they will inherit and are just waiting around for the person to die to claim the inheritance. 2. Ingratiating little bastards: Children who kiss the person's ass repeatedly in the hope he will leave his worldly belongings to them. 3. Presumptive brats: Children who assume they will inherit and who foolishly spend money they don't have today, only to find out later they didn't inherit and are now up to their eyeballs in debt.
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