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The worst time of the month for a man, similar to hell or slow bloody death. During a woman's pms, she becomes a beast, not as bad as the devil but pretty damn close. Not the best time to ask for sex, or do much of anything involving your girlfriend. In other words, leave her the fuck alone! Women are also known to pull out concealed weapons in pms *Pms stands for pre menstrual syndrome or pass me the shotgun Signs of pms are •Bitchyness •uncontrolable anger in a woman •Demented mood swings •threats of murder or suicide •sudden growth of a tail and horns *girls say its a hard time for them, but thats no reason to take out your anger and concealed weapons on us men. We're trying to help (unless we're not)
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