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A pair of breasts that have been effected by gravity for so long and to such an extent that when not covered by a bra they resemble an unopened parachute. If they look long and fleshy with many wrinkles/[stretch marks] and downward facing nipples, you are seeing some paratrooper hooters. An easy visual are the army men toys with plastic [parachutes]. You would throw the army men in the air and it the parachute would never properly deploy, they would just drop quickly [to the ground] with a thud. The failed parachute resembles the sagging breasts of paratrooper hooter endowed women.
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