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a person who doesnt smoke weed everyday to "look cool" or "be happy" or "forget the pain", but so they can be part of the family, and the culture that comes with the Stoner lifestyle. A stoner maintains a well paying LEGAL job, passes classes, and graduates on time all while being ripped out of their minds! a stoner gets respect for their creative accomplishments. A stoner Celebrates marijuana. A stoner saves all the roaches and rolls them into killer joints because it turns into a smokeable memory <3 a stoner is content just calling the dealer and grabbing the stash. a stoner is ALWAYS honoured to roll the joint. A stoner knows to be at the Art Gallery in Vancouver British Columbia, every April 20 at exactly 830 am. a stoner is always looking for new ways and new places to smoke weed. a stoner is a collector of pipes, bongs and other weird shiny contraptions that can break easily. a stoner is an intellect, and a curious being. a stoner never asks what, but why or how. But MOST IMPORTANTLY a TRUE STONER can NOT stand by while people knock our intelligence and our health. Because Stoners are incredible, and Stoners are the best.
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