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the pwail bandit is an unidentified elusive intelligent creature who rips out "its" pwails and spreads them in bathrooms across southern louisiana.... not to be confused with the bathroom bandit who usually smears shit and smegma all over the handles and walls of public bathrooms latest reports of shmearings in monroe,la port aurther,tx lake arthur,la jennings, la lafayette, la so be careful next time you grab the handle in the stall of mcdonalds in jennings louisiana or if your wanting to open the door at the citgo in henderson,la you might get a ass full of pwail if you sit down without checking
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