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A blonde [middle-aged woman] who's spent far [too much time] at the fake-n'-bake, barely stands five feet tall on her tiptoes, drives an SUV the size of a Sherman tank because she has a female [Napoleon complex], and plasters the back of said vehicle with stickers about how her child is a straight A student at <insert here> middle school.
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