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basically your typical "guido" but specifically a guy who is: a) morbidly obese and thinks he's the hottest thing alive b) can barely hold a decent conversation with someone c) makes fun of everyone and does not realize that he is secretly being made fun of d) lives in a Tony Soprano world and is completely delusional e) is basically a bum in a house f) makes a HORRENDOUS bf g) thinks he's a g but really who is he really kiddin?
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