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An internet service provider, AOL is an acronym for Always OffLine. If you use AOL do not even think of playing any MMORPG's, you will quickly become hated by your guildmates for wipes caused by disconnections. Also don't try to download or watch videos as will lead to much hairloss whilst waiting for it to load at AOL's amazingly slow download speeds. Also don't even think of trying to check the news before work, you will be frustrated due to disconnects at every available opportunity and if you do proceed to finish reading the news will prob be fired for being 2 hrs late. All in all a pitiful excuse of an isp that i would not recommend to my worst enemy. Possibly the best dial-up simulator on the UK broadband market
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