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(n)Story about a mythologically large and generous man with flying reindeer which ones parents tell their children in order to confuse them further into a state of catholic bliss; (n)the overweight underpaid pauper who in december wears a red suit and lets little children sit on his lap in the mall; (n)a costume fat men can wear to get chicks to sit on their lap
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