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A complex formula for determining the optimum level of window-opening required in an office. x = (3.4 I/T) + (D/3) / WY x = amount of window-opening required I = irritation caused to colleagues by window-opening, measured in furyons D = thickness of denim jacket worn by the window-opener, measured in Status Quos W = daily amount of non-window-opening work done by window-opener Y = yellowness of hair of window opener As W always equals 0 the solution to the equation is always infinity.
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