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The most dysfuntional family on US soil. Jon: The father and the sane one. Been seen cheating on his wife with Deanna Hummel. The better parent none the less. Jon lets his kids be kids while his estranged wife wants to treat them like adults when there ages are 5 and 8 Kate:Been engaged before but it was over because she was too controling. Been said to have an affair with her bodyguard. Bitch.
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