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A "Kurt" likes to think he can do what he wants, when he wants, when in reality, he's quite an asshole. When his significant other inquires about his female bestfriend, she is immidiately insulted, usually including but not limited to name calling, such as "you jealous whore, stay out of my business". A "Kurt" also dislikes ditzy girls, although he encourages silly behavior, sending out very mixed signals. It is strongly advised to never become associated with a "Kurt", because he will eventually screw you over. He is very experienced, so don't try to get close to him. It's all just a game, to him.
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