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the feeling when you wake up alone, not in your bed, completely hung over, late for work, miles away from your primary means of transportation. this usually is followed by the discovery of something random, such as Spider-Man 3 on DVD despite not owning the first two or a half filled out US Census Survey that must be returned under penalty of law
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