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A unit of measuring how bad the smell from a #2 is. Rated from 0.0 to 1.0 Joeys tells how bad it smells. 0.0 to 0.49 is relatively minor, 0.5 is a normal human. 0.51 to 0.99 is strong. 1.0 Joeys is defined with paint peeling, a black cloud, and a sense of accomplishment. Anything 1.1+ is EPIC! Contact a physician immediately!!!
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