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Acronym for Member of Parliament. In the UK,MPs are white middle class people who wear glasses and have thinning grey hair. Most MPs own several homes paid for buy the people who voted them into power. MPs in the UK, were once in charge of voting on issues of public policy but have given these powers to the French and the Germans in the form of an organisation known as the EU. MPs have become famous for asking the public to pay for essential items for their homes such as bath plugs, cat food and the cleaning of moats. Some female MPs most notably Jaqui Smith enjoy watching pornography with their ugly middle class husbands.
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