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A slow, sloth like creature with a curious self defence system. When threatened this beast will hammer wildly with the sides of his two front appendages, which form into a club like shape, curiously it only uses the sides of the clubs, bringing them down vertically, much like a man swinging a hammer. Its diet consists of fungi and small children.
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