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An affliction thought to be caused by the consumption of improperly processed canned tuna. The processed tuna is inadvertently combined with the male genitalia of dolphins caught in the same net with disastrous results. Although temporary, the afflicted person has a obsessive compulsive desire to eat pussy. This condition can affect both males and females with strange results. This desire, caused by the male dolphin hormone is so strong, that it overwhelms the normal senses causing both heterosexual women as well as homosexual men to eat pussy. One gay man reportedly attempted to eat his mother's pussy while she was sleeping. Although the condition is temporary and usually subsides within 48 hours after eating the tainted tuna, the social implications can be devastating.
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