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Real men who play the great sport of lacrosse seriously, and are just straight chill. Your typical laxer will get laid far more often than any other sport players, whether they be real athletes, like lacrosse and hockey players, snowboarders, or runners, all of whom are just as chill. This pertains mostly to baseball players, who go to their sorry excuse for a sport, use no energy and little skill, and try to act tough like they actually play a real man's sport. Laxers are most often criticized by baseball players for having big egos, but they only write this because laxers are way more hip than the queer baseball players because they play an awesome, manly, contact sport, and laxers constantly remind them of that, particularly in front of hot chicks that will ditch a baseball asshole at the first sight of a laxer.
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