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Information Technology Security Advisor. Has more access to porn than anyone else in the office. Deems all things fun as inappropriate unless he thought of it. SPAM Me, SPAM me, get that whip and SPAM me. Spends a productive 7.5 minutes a day at a desk, the rest of the day is spent with breakfast, a run, smoko, exercise, lunch, a run, arvo tea, slow down, 5.00 home time. Oh, and a meeting. "pick me, pick me. Well I'm taking your email access away and changing the permissions."
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