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A human being sometimes classified as a log. He is not manly. This is confirmed by the fact that his girlfriend is manlier than he. Does not drink very well. His girlfriend holds her liquor better by over 9000. This once again proves that his girlfriend is manlier. Runs very fast. Somewhat like a rolling log. Can never find his way out of a haystack.
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