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Xbox Customer Support is the customer "help" line for Microsoft's Xbox and Xbox 360. It consists of these steps: 1. You listen to 4 minutes of a worthless automated talking machine until you finally get asked a question. At which point you reply to said question only to have this machine not understand your perfect english. After 3 minutes of constant saying the word in different tones and volumes you finally get to the next automated question. 2. Repeat step 1 for 3 more questions. 3. Get put on hold for 5 minutes. (While on hold you have to listen to the most annoying, loudest, crappiest quality songs that Microsoft could have possibly found on the internet. 4. You give a lot of information to the Customer Service Rep. 5. They ask you to repeat all of it. 6. You realize they do not speak english and are in fact from india. 7. You try to explain your problem about the Disk Drive not reading disks 8. He offers his advice by asking if you have plugged the component cables into your TV. 9. You get a migraine. 10. You hang up the phone. 11. www.google.com
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