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The extremely cheap but shiny plastic that all apple products are made from. Treated with a special shine agent which an iTard can detect from almost 4 miles away with their sense of tard. A metal version is rumoured to be available, but has been proven to be nothing more than a thin veneer of aluminium over more applastic, with the logo showing through. Comes in any colour, so long as that colour is white. Has a rotten apple silhouette stamped in every sheet.
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