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The quintessential bad ass. Serves as the sole body guard of the Venture Family. He went to college with Dr. Thaddius Venture and after nearly killing him in a drunken rage leaves the next day to join the military. Constantly smokes cigarettes, washes his american muscle car, and maintains the highest level of physical conditioning. Bangs out all the bitches, kills anyone in his path efficiently, and clean. Serves as a mentor for Hank Venture (the blonde brother who looks like the Freddy from scooby doo) and most importantly has a license to kill.
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