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An asexual roll of fat that resembles Jaba the Hutt. He's a hardass that never leaves his desk, even to hand out papers. When he walks, the floor shakes. He spends every saturday morning watching the dog show, and hates poodles. He can annihilate a McDonald's cheeseburger in two bites, and he breathes in the fries like stray spores. Legend says he eats his enemies.
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