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The act of fondeling your ass hairs while shitting on an a fresh cut tree stump, then prceeding to reciting the lumber jack's oath. "In brightest day, in blackest night No tree shall escape my sight Let those that live within the trees Beware my axe and my fleshy seed!"
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