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a know all, after a tv ad for a range of clothing. guy loading people on to a boat another guy comes up and comments on how many people the 'captain' is loading, to which the captain replies 'don't talk to me about boats, I know boats' the captain steps onto the now overloaded boat and goes straight thru the deck.
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