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Used to describe the phenomenon of achieving 13 wanks in a day. Common with self-employed geeks and students. Comparible to the finite number of times you can fold a piece of paper, the wanker's dozen is rarely beaten. Derived from bakers dozen, except the bread rolls are spooge-filled tissues
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