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The most miserable school in California, possibly the entire country, or heck, maybe the entire WORLD. If you consider yourself a nice, decent person with good morals, please do yourself a favor and DO NOT set foot on the campus of this horrible institution.

The girls? More like, evil demon monster creatures. Oftentimes, their undergarments are more visible than their [intelligence]. And if the topic of discussion does not involve True Religion jeans, Malibu rum, or which boy has the largest schlong out of the 10 you hooked up with the other night, then [it's not important].

The boys? Absolutely despicable in every sense of the word. They have no idea how to treat girls right; their hormones are raging and hence they feel the necessity to hurt as many girls as possible emotionally. I guess you can say many of the slutty Calabasas chicks [bring it on] themselves, but really, that's not much of an excuse. If you want to spend your days surrounded by boys who spend more time on their appearance than the girls do, then this is the perfect school for you! Some of the guys (and girls, too) at this school may be good looking, but really, since when do good looks compensate for [superficiality], shallowness, and bitchiness?

The teachers? HAHA! What teachers? Some of the rudest and most [inconsiderate] people I have ever met in my life. They always put themselves before their students and enjoy watching the pain and agony their students must endure on a daily basis. Not to mention, I simply cannot fathom WHY half of them are making a living off of being absolutely horrible at what they do- teaching.

The sports? Double HAHA! Thanks to the excessive amounts of alcohol and marijuana and God knows what else residing in the bodies of these student "athletes", we might as well just forgo athletics altogether. Our [football team] wins 1 game each season (and that's just recently after a 4 season drought), our volleyball team is a pathetic joke, our soccer team should really learn how to kick a ball ([FUNDAMENTALS]!), and our wrestling team is too horny to focus on wrestling other men.

Many people say that the white-and-grey brick buildings of CHS resemble a prison or insane asylum, and this analogy couldn't be anymore accurate. Because that's [exactly] what Calabasas High School is... Prison, but with crazy people, too.

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